Tuesday, 3 January 2012

No Smile


No Smile

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked, ’ Boy. What is your problem?'
Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'
Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
Questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy: '9'.
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy: '36'.


And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'
Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him?' The principal and Boy both agreed.
Madam asks, 'what does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?
Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'
Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: 'Pockets.'
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
Delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer..
Boy: Shake hands
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring


Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Fire truck
Madam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use your hand.
Boy.: Fork
 Madam: What is it that all men have one of its longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
 Boy: SURNAME.




Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy: HEART.




The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
'Send this Boy to
KU (Karachi University)
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'

Awesome Answers In IAS Examination




Awesome Answers In IAS Examination

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the
DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!

OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987, ESSAY QUESTION
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer (After 7 blank pages, at the end of the last page…): This is courage.



Thursday, 29 December 2011

Human trafficking cases witness sharp increase in 2011


 Human trafficking cases witness sharp increase in 2011
Malaysia, Hong Kong and South Korea favorite destinations of traffickers for semi-educated, labourer class


Like other social crimes penetrating in Pakistani society, human-trafficking cases have considerably increased during 2011, whereas the authorities concerned seemed unable to keep check on this nefarious act.





In Islamabad district courts 26 cases were registered against different people allegedly involved in human trafficking incidents.

FIR vide No 216/10 was registered against Muhammad Sabir, under sections 6PA/ 420/ 468/ 471 PPC, FIA/ AHT. Muhammad Sabir whose name is mentioned in the FIA Red Book has been operating from Dubai since 2003. The accused arrived by Private Air line at Benazir Bhutto International Airport on few days ago and residence for his own home and some time Blue Area Islamabad, where he rented the flat in commercial Plaza. During the period, he managed to send more that 150 people to Greece, Turkey, European and Middle Eastern countries and charged them Rs 0.7 million to Rs 1million each. FIA arrested the accused on March 27, 2011

An FIR vide 293/11 dated 26-04-11 was registered against Asad Ullha, a resident of District Sargodha under sections 6PA/ 420/ 468/ 471 PPC, FIA/ Anti Human Trafficking (AHT). The Investigative Agency arrested accused on April 26, 2011 at Blue Area Islamabad. Asad was settled down in Middle East since last five years and involve in human trafficking since 20 years. Asad Ullha whose name is mentioned in the FIA Red Book has been operating from Middle East. During the period, he managed to send more than 200 people to Greece, Turkey, European and Middle Eastern countries

An FIR vide 25/7 was registered against Abdul Shahid under sections 6PA/ 420/ 468 PPC. The accused was settled down in UAE since last seven years and involved in human trafficking since 8 years. FIA arrested the accused on March 17, 2011. During interrogation 14 Pakistani Passports and five different countries of Europe and Middle East has been recovered from accused.

According to FIA official these kinds of group revealed that the three main frequent routes used by traffickers in Pakistan include Makran coast, Thar and porous border with Afghanistan, the sea routes of Karachi, Ormara, Pasni Gawadar and Jiwani are easy routes to get to the Gulf. The favourite destinations of traffickers remain South East Asian countries such as Malaysia, Hong Kong and South Korea that are popular with semi-educated, labourer class. The common destination countries include Gulf and Saudi Arabia and amongst Western Europe and the UK are the most favourite destinations followed by Italy, Spain, Greece, Cyprus and Scandinavian countries. 

According to FIA official, the people involved in human trafficking are charging huge money from the people. He said that the human traffickers charge half money as an advance and remaining amount will charge after person reaches as respective country.

Afzal Niazi, FIA Investigation officer of Anti Human Trafficking Cell said that more than 400 human traffickers are running their businesses in different parts of the country and are using air, land and sea routes for their activities. He said that every day 75-100 illegal immigrants are reached in country airports. He said that to stop human trafficking, talks are underway to fence the Pak-Iran border with barbed wire in order to stop human trafficking. He said that we are coordinating with border patrol officials of neighboring countries to stop this activity. He said that the agency also depot counter of proper checking in airports. He said that FIA has started rigorous campaign against those persons, who involved in human trafficking.

More than half of Twitter and Facebook users risk jail EVERY DAY


More than half of Twitter and Facebook users risk jail EVERY DAY
More than two-thirds would upload copyrighted material to the internet
More than half couldn't identify a defamatory statement
A third were unaware that organizing looting via Facebook or Twitter was illegal

Tweeting and posting messages on Facebook are part of many people’s daily routine – but more than half of users risk possibly lengthy jail sentences by not understanding how the law affects them when they’re online.
A study by online advice site knowthenet.org.uk found that a worrying number of young people had no idea that while they’re online, they could be breaking copyright and privacy laws, making defamatory remarks or even inciting riots.
The survey comes after two people were jailed for four years each for attempting to incite a riot on Facebook this summer.




Stark reminder: Composite Image of Jordan Blackshaw, 20, (left) and Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan, 22, were both sentenced to four years behind bars for trying to incite a riot via a Facebook message






Jordan Blackshaw and Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan, from Cheshire, received the hefty terms despite the riot not taking place.

It’s was a stark warning, yet a third of people did not realize that posting a message to organize vandalism and looting was illegal.
When discussing the incitement of violence during the London riots, one participant said: ‘My friend was on Twitter and made some joke about looting. Loads of people attacked him online and then the police found him and they shut down his BBM [Blackberry messenger] and Twitter - but he was just joking, he didn’t know how serious it would be!’
The survey, which questioned 2,000 young people aged 14 to 21, also found that 67 per cent would be happy to upload content to the internet, such as photos and song lyrics that was in fact protected by copyright laws.
After learning that in many cases it’s illegal to upload a video of a concert onto YouTube, another participant said: ‘I always film concerts and put it on YouTube, but I never even thought it could be a problem!’



Risk: Advice site knowthenet.org.uk found that many social network users didn't know they were routinely breaking the law













Earlier this year, meanwhile, there was a storm on Twitter when messages appeared that flouted a ‘super injunction’ footballer Ryan Gigs had taken out preventing his identification over an affair he had with Imogen Thomas.
Still, almost two-thirds said they would discuss or publish details of a super injunction.
Defamation was also identified as a risk area with only 42 per cent able to correctly identify a defamatory statement.
Phil Kingsland, site director at knowthenet.org.uk, said: ‘The results of the study show a worrying lack of understanding of how the law applies online, particularly amongst younger age groups.
‘In the past year we’ve seen many cases of people being convicted for offences committed online and, whilst there are those who set out to deliberately break the law and get punished, , there are many others who could find themselves in trouble without realizing they were doing anything wrong.’
Jonathan Armstrong, legal expert for the site, added: 'There seems to be a sense that different rules apply when, in fact, most laws apply on the internet and there are also a range of new laws that specifically address online activities. 
'When you combine that with the fact that virtually all online activity leaves an electronic footprint for prosecutors to follow, you end up with a situation where large swathes of the population are at risk.'


Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Taking multi-vitamin pills 'does nothing for our health'


Taking multi-vitamin pills 'does nothing for our health'
Research shows vitamin takers are just as likely to develop cancer or heart disease as those who take no tablets
They  are a daily essential for millions of peoples hoping to ward off ill-health. 

But despite the millions of pounds spent on vitamin pills, they do nothing for our health, according to a major study.
Researchers spent more than six years following 8,000 people and found that those taking supplements were just as likely to  have developed cancer or heart disease as those who took an identical-looking dummy pill.
And when they were questioned on how healthy they felt, there was hardly any difference between the two groups.
Experts said the study – one of the most extensive carried out into vitamin pills – suggested that  millions of consumers may be wasting their money on supplements.
Many users fall into the category of the ‘worried well’ – healthy  adults who believe the pills  will insure them against deadly  illnesses – according to  Catherine Collins, chief dietician  at St George’s Hospital in London. 
She said: ‘It’s the worried well who are taking these pills to try and protect themselves against Alzheimer’s disease, heart attacks and strokes.
But they are wasting their  money. This was a large study  following people up for a long period of time assessing everything from their mobility and blood  pressure to whether they were happy or felt pain.
 Multi-vitamin supplements have become increasingly popular as a quick and easy way of topping up the body’s nutrient levels.
But a series of studies have indicated that, for some people, they could actually be harmful. 
Two studies published last year suggested supplements could raise the risk of cancer. 
But they are wasting their  money. This was a large study  following people up for a long period of time assessing everything from their mobility and blood  pressure to whether they were happy or felt pain.’
Multi-vitamin supplements have become increasingly popular as a quick and easy way of topping up the body’s nutrient levels.
But a series of studies have indicated that, for some people, they could actually be harmful. 
Two studies published last year suggested supplements could raise the risk of cancer. 
One found pills containing vitamin E, ascorbic acid, beta-carotene, selenium and zinc increased the risk of malignant melanoma, the deadliest form of skin cancer, four-fold.
The other discovered women on a daily multi-vitamin pill increased their risk of breast cancer by up to 20 per cent.
While the evidence that vitamins can do harm is still limited, the latest study seems to confirm that many people are at the very least taking them unnecessarily.
A team of French researchers,  led by experts at Nancy University, tracked 8,112 volunteers who  took either a placebo capsule, or one containing vitamin C, vitamin E, beta-carotene, selenium  and zinc, every day for just over  six years.
They assessed the state of their health at the beginning and end of the trial, taking a quality of life survey designed to measure everything from mobility and pain to vitality and mental health.
When researchers analysed how many in each group had gone on to develop serious illnesses over the years, they found little difference.
In the supplement group, 30.5 per cent of patients had suffered a major health ‘event’, such as  cancer or heart disease. 
In the placebo group, the rate was 30.4 per cent.
There were 120 cases of cancer in those taking vitamins, compared to 139 in the placebo group, and  65 heart disease cases, against  57 among the dummy pill users. 
In a report on their findings, published in the International Journal of Epidemiology, the researchers said: ‘The perception that supplementation improves general well-being is not supported by this trial.
Miss Collins said the results of the study ‘reinforce the idea that if you’re worried about your health and start taking multi-vitamins, you will still be worried about it six years later’.
But the Health Supplements Information Service, which is funded by supplements manufacturers, said the finding that vitamins had no impact on how people perceived their health was ‘to be expected’.
Spokeswoman Dr Carrie Ruxton said: ‘The role of vitamin supplements is to prevent deficiencies and make sure people are receiving their recommended levels.
‘They won’t have a measurable impact on how you feel on a  day-to-day basis but what they  are doing is topping up your recommended levels to the right amount. They are not meant to be a magic bullet.




Monday, 26 December 2011

Fire hazard fears over compact fluorescent lamps - after they've stopped working


Fire hazard fears over compact fluorescent lamps - after they've stopped working

Compact fluorescent lamps, which will gradually replace traditional incandescent bulbs, are a fire hazard that could burn down your home, experts have warned.
The lamps (CFLs) use electricity to heat an element in the lamp’s base that leads the mercury vapor gas in the coils to emit light. 
But when a CFL can no longer produce light, the electronics in its base will still try to function, sometimes leading to overheating, smoke and fire.   




ان بلبوں سے انتہائی خطرہ ہے چاہے یہ استعمال میں میں نہ بھی ہوں تو بھی آپ کے گھر کو آگ لگا سکتے ہیں


Safety concerns: There have been reports of smoke coming from the bases of compact fluorescent lamps that are no longer working

Fires from the old incandescent bulbs, on the other hand, are virtually nonexistent, masslive.com reports.  
The bulb ends its life when the wire filament, which produces light when electricity passes through it, burns out and breaks.
CFLs have been touted as the blub of the future because it uses about a fifth of the power than a regular bulb and have a life six to 10 times as great.

Thursday, 10 November 2011

An Open Secret



  
Prostitution in Pakistan remains associated with human trafficking as trafficked women are sold into brothels. Ever since the independence of Bangladesh, the human trafficking has escalated as a growing number of women are trafficked from Bangladesh to Pakistan and sold in the brothels for $1,000 to $2,000 depending on age, beauty, race and their virginity.
Prostitution in Pakistan is a taboo culture of sex-trade that exists as an open secret although being illegal. Prostitution is largely based in organizational set-ups like brothels or furthered by individual call girls. Sex-trade is deemed illegal due to the declaration of extramarital sex as an illegal activity. Prostitutes in the country, thus, operate underground and in spite of the legal difficulties, and contrary to popular belief, prostitution is thriving in the country. Both female and male prostitution have grown in operational yield in Pakistan over the years. With this increase in professional sex-trade in the country, non-governmental organizations are beginning to worry about issues like discrimination and AIDS.
The caste system in South Asia, involving various castes and sects, has always been a ground for segregated skill development. In the region, occupational castes evolved over time providing specific skills to the society through hereditary exclusion from others. Being a blacksmith, goldsmith, shoemaker, or gardener etc., thus, became hereditary professions of specific communities. Over time, a professional caste which favored the society with services of prostitution also evolved. Men and women belonging to the community committed themselves to the act of sex-trade, where men stayed as supportive influences and women were the main workers. The non-elite class had a parallel system, that of brothels, which evolved much later when they no longer were controlled by the kings and nobility was loosened. It coincided with the growth of sea-trade where sailors became good clientele for the low-ranking prostitutes. During the British Raj, the earlier nobility was replaced by new nobility composed of those who showed loyalty for the British. This new nobility was incapable of taking the role of patrons like earlier kings, and so the British provided much need patronage for the profession to grow and regulated the trade.
After the partition in 1947, Pakistan inherited the historical red-light districts in Lahore and Multan including the infamous Hira Mandi area. These were well-developed and attracted both wealthy clients and those looking for singers and actresses. The prostitutes and associates in the sex-trade were named ‘kanjars’, while their musician companions were known as the community of ‘mirasis’. The prostitutes would usually, and still do, dance to the music of harmonium and ‘tabla’ played by the mirasis. Where Lahore and Multan were the known contenders in the trade, other cities also had their own red-light districts which may include Napier Road in Karachi and Qasai Gali in Rawalpindi. The prostitutes retained the hereditary character of their occupation and the social stigma.
During the rule of Muhammad Zia-ul-Haq, who tried to Islamize the nation, prostitution was viewed as an "evil" in society and attempts were made to eradicate prostitution. Attempts were also made to curb music and dancing. The hours for performance of the dancing girls were reduced to two hours every evening. Police checkpoints were established in all entrances of red-light districts during the hours of rehearsing or practicing music where the names of the visitors in red-light areas were recorded in police register frightening the clients away.
At present one of the major issues related to prostitution is their discrimination within the society which usually results in extortion by the police, social isolation and stigmatization. The people involved in this profession are also vulnerable to AIDS. AIDS awareness has always been minimal in traditional red-light districts in the country. However in recent past, some non-governmental organizations (NGOs) have pledged to promote public awareness regarding AIDS focusing their efforts mainly towards the sex-workers. This has greatly helped prostitutes in the red-light districts to have a reliable social contact for the first time concerning matters that were never before addressed. These very NGO circles have, as a result, benefited the profession.  The women involved in the practice of prostitution in Pakistan can be divided into two broad categories. First that of, women who have been trafficked or lured into the profession and second of, women joining this profession for the sake of earning money. Trafficked women are mainly found in the brothels, while those who self-willingly join this profession work as call girls or dancers usually accompanied by a ‘dalla’ or pimp.
Prostitution, especially in brothels, often remains associated with human trafficking as trafficked women are sold into brothels. In 2003, approximately 20,000 minors were engaged in prostitution in Pakistan. Human trafficking escalated after the Independence of Bangladesh as a growing number of women were trafficked from Bangladesh to Pakistan. Bangladeshi women are still sold in the brothels of Pakistan for $1,000 to $2,000 depending on age, beauty, race and their virginity.
As prostitution has no legal recognition in the country, many prostitutes guise themselves as dancing girls hence averting from the illegalities. Professional dancing falls under the legal profession of performing arts and hence is often used a façade to mask their actual trade. A recent study indicated that major cities like Karachi, Lahore and Multan have large population of sex workers. Many sex workers in these cities operate from hotels or homes. Some cities have red-light districts, but due to illegal status of prostitution, many sex workers work in homes and other private facilities. There are very few identifiable traditional red-light districts in the cities in Pakistan. Prostitution in Pakistan is dispersed throughout urban areas in residential suburbs.
Cities like Karachi and Lahore are major base of operation for call-girls. In Karachi, many girls take on the occupation of call-girls independently; however most girls enter into prostitution after coming into contact with a pimp. The girls share 40%–50% of their income with the pimps. Some call girls work with the pimps under a fixed monthly amount, and the pimps provide police protection, shelter and bear daily expenses. Many call girls learn dance-forms like mujra to earn more money. Most of the prostitutes operating in affluent urban areas are educated and belong to the middle-class.
Affluent men in the nation may have a second or even a third wife who may be a prostitute with whom they have had a semi-permanent sexual relationship in return for financial support. These men and women do not view their relationship in terms that of a client and a sex worker.
Male and gay prostitution is increasing in Pakistan, though gay prostitution is not a recent phenomenon in the country. British explorer Richard Francis Burton, who visited the Sindh region long before the British conquest, documented a brothel of boy prostitutes in Karachi. Today many areas of large cities in the country have become virtual red-light districts for gay sex. Male prostitutes operate their business in every city and major town in Pakistan. Clients of male prostitutes come from every class, age group and profession. Homo-sexual men belonging to the upper and middle classes frequently pick up male prostitutes from video game shops, restaurants and cold-drinks spots. Young male prostitutes generally find customers in places like dark alleys, crowded bus stops, shopping centers, cinemas, hotel lobbies, parks, railway stations, hospitals, school compounds, elevators of public buildings etc.
Prostitution has no legal recognition in Pakistan. Moreover despite growth of male prostitution and gay prostitution, homosexuality is outlawed in the nation. Under Section 377 of the Pakistan Penal Code, whoever voluntarily has "carnal intercourse against the order of nature with any man, woman or animal" shall be punished by 100 lashes and from 2 years to life imprisonment. While arrests are not common for homosexuality, the law is used as a tool to blackmail. Police frequently take money or sex from people they know to be involved in commercial or non-commercial homosexual relationship. Pakistani law is greatly influenced by the Penal Code drawn up by the British in 1892. This remains a major element of the current Pakistani law.
Sexual relations between two consenting adults were not a crime in Pakistan before 1979. Only the involvement of minors in prostitution was prohibited by law. Later the Zina Ordinance was enacted and extramarital sex became a criminal offence.
In the 1950s, "dancing-girls" were legitimized as "artists" in a High Court order. Thus they were permitted to perform for three hours in the evening. This is the only legal cover they have obtained till date. Other carnal activities, red-light districts and brothels remain illegal business and operate as an open secret let be by offering huge sums in bribe to the police.
BY MASOOD NABI KHAN  •